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Why Some Mothers Eat Their Young!

Sofie: Why did you change your dress? 
Me: It doesn’t fit.
Sofie: Why?
Me: Because I’m round and pregnant
Sofie: (monologue) What animal is round, fat and pregnant?   Ah, a gorilla! 
Me: What?!?!?!
Sofie: You’re not a gorilla, see you’re narrow. (smiling sheepishly)

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