Why Some Mothers Eat Their Young!

Sofie: Why did you change your dress?

Me: It doesn’t fit.

Sofie: Why?

Me: Because I’m round and pregnant

Sofie: (monologue) What animal is round, fat and pregnant? Ah, a gorilla!

Me: What?!?!?!

Sofie: You’re not a gorilla, see you’re narrow. (smiling sheepishly)

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