45 minutes into Sofie’s minor lunch misdemeanor  . . .

Mommy: Anak, earlier my patience was THIS BIG (w/ hand gestures) now it’s THIS SMALL! Can you please finish lunch so we can go?

Sofie: Oh no Mommy! What happened to your patience!? (in all innocence) 

Mommy: Speechless ;-(

…..after 5 minutes

Sofie: Mommy is your patience getting larger and larger?

tsk tsk tsk